The Fancy Pants Club — Chapter 0: The Fancy Pants Club Pledge

I ____(state your name)______ of legal age, and a rightful resident of _____(state your address)_____, do hereby solemnly pledge myself before the Fancy Pants Club President, its Honorable Officers and its Witnesses to practice faithfully my duties as a Member of the Club.

I hold the care of its activities as sacred and I will come to assist the officers with loyalty and honesty. I will not knowingly permit harm to come to my fellow members. I will not partake of, nor administer any unauthorized fancy events or parties without the written or expressed consent of the President.

I will hold all personal matters pertaining to the private lives of the Members in strict confidence. I dedicate my mind, heart, and all abilities to the Club. I shall do all in my power to show in myself an example of all that is honorable and good throughout my membership.

And lastly, I will hold true to anything that is fancy as dictated by the President and its Officers.

Signed and verified by the Fancy Pants Club New Member

~Ms. Daniella Rosecraft~

Signed and verified by the Fancy Pants Club President

~Mr. Erik Romano Fancii~

Stamped and Sealed

And chained forever...